COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

[ForkinGreat]

just got the first shot at the olympic park hub. The place is a very well run production line, 45 minutes including the 15 minute observation period and a detour to confirm with a doctor my history of clots wasnt an issue. walked 40 minutes home and feel fine so far.

My mum and I had the A-Z shot at Exhibition Buildings about 9 days ago. Mum had no symptoms, I had body aches and a mild coldy headache for a day. I have been mentally noting every cough/sneeze/fart/bodily discomfort, and all seem normal since then.

 

[tubby74]

documenting every bodily function is normal now?

 

[moorey]

documenting every bodily function is normal now?

Wait, now? I've been sending poo pics to my mates for 25 years....

 

[ForkinGreat]

documenting every bodily function is normal now?

It is when the meeedia have put the fear of Jeebus into everyone about possible vaccine side effects from the A-Z shot.

That and moorey's poo and arse pics. Fortunately or otherwise, we only were inflicted with moorey's arse pic.

 

[moorey]

Fortunately or otherwise, we only were inflicted with moorey's arse pic.

You must be new around here...

 

[ForkinGreat]

You must be new around here...

Define new. I have seen your head, pics of you with clothes on, and that arse pic. That's sufficient moorey content for anyone.

 

[moorey]

Define new. I have seen your head, pics of you with clothes on, and that arse pic. That's sufficient moorey content for anyone.

I feel like you hardly know the real me.

 

[ForkinGreat]

I feel like you hardly know the real me.

There is no hug and condescending pat on the head emoticon on RB, so you will just have to imagine one.

 

[beeb]

Wait, now? I've been sending poo pics to my mates for 25 years....

That's serious dedication to your art back in the film days. Did you home-develop, or just get really weird looks when you collected from the photolab?

 

[moorey]

That's serious dedication to your art back in the film days. Did you home-develop, or just get really weird looks when you collected from the photolab?

I think I got my first phone that would send MMS pics around then. It was worth all those $2000 phone bills.

 

[indica]

just got the first shot at the olympic park hub.

Reception improved now you have 5g?

 

[tubby74]

Reception improved now you have 5g?

let me ask bill gates how i should reply to this

 

[ForkinGreat]

let me ask bill gates how i should reply to this

did your body fail to download the latest software update?

 

[Comic Book Guy]

did your body fail to download the latest software update?

It's not patch Tuesday. He will have to wait for the next update.

 

[tubby74]

did your body fail to download the latest software update?

Its waiting for a time critical presentation to shut down and restart and install over 25 minutes

 

[ForkinGreat]

Its waiting for a time critical presentation to shut down and restart and install over 25 minutes

if you didn't care about losing any saved data, or your life for that matter, you could try using a defibrillator on yourself, like doing a CTRL-ALT-DEL
That being said, much safer to put yourself into sleep mode and with any luck the update will install overnight.

 

[ForkinGreat]

Nurse administers one Covid vaccine in eight hours at Victorian hub as NSW ramps up rollout

Nurse ‘furious’ over slow pace of Australia’s rollout says supply of doses is not the problem – people are not showing up to get them

www.theguardian.com

For once in a long time, the pharma corps were slightly more upfront about possible side effects, and everyone poos their pants.
Never mind that deaths from adverse drug reactions, dosage errors and the like absolutely dwarfs the number of clot reactions reported for the A-Z vaccine.

 

[hifiandmtb]

Excellent reasoning - I'm getting jabbed tomorrow!

 

[PJO]

I feel like you hardly know the real me.

Do you two need a private thread?

 

[moorey]

Do you two need a private thread?

If you have to ask, it’s a yes.