Uncle Roger doesn't do tenting.
Confessions from the fuckwits
- Thread starter moorey
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Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
We have just invested in a new Panasonic rice cooker. So quiet that you have to put your ear next to it just to check that it is cooking.
The manual is very Japanese and designed to install fear and terror. After 5 pages of strict guidance that if you don't heed these warnings then you will surely die a horrible death then we have 'if you hear and noise then it is fine, do not panic'.
I can see why microwave rice is attractive since this cooker sounds like a killer robot that ate Tokyo and is now hiding as a rice cooker.
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Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
We go all in. The guy on the front is very Iron Chef.
Pro tip, 2x10kg are easier to lug back to the car than 1x20kg.
Mattyp
Cows go boing
Japanese AusGreen sushi rice.
Made in China
Doesn't really sound like the sort of place I want to buy my food from. https://www.sciencedirect.com/scien...#:~:text=Water quality in,challenge for China.
Made in China
Doesn't really sound like the sort of place I want to buy my food from. https://www.sciencedirect.com/scien...#:~:text=Water quality in,challenge for China.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Oh, the one that says 'Product of Taiwan' like your bike bits, right?
Mattyp
Cows go boing
I don't eat my bikes.
rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
Chinese Taipei thank you. Are you trying to start a war?
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
You don't read your maps either. The link you sent is for mainland China. We don't buy their rice and try to avoid much of their stuff also.
Regardless where rice comes from, it has to be washed by hand a few times which helps to break the outer layer and help it cook.
All rice, mostly white rice varieties, can absorb arsenic from groundwater. Leaving it in water for a as long as you can before washing again then cooking can remove much of it.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
That won't need my help :/
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
It sure is! I have done it once in a "for fuck's sake!!!!!!!!" moment for work, where perpetual let down by "co-workers" (oxygen thieves). Never again! The rice was acceptable to those not at the extreme end of rice connoisseur, but what a duck by mess!!! Stove top is easy. Rice cooker is easy and cheap.Noooo.....Don't trying this while in Japan or they will throw you on the next plane home
Invest in a rice cooker, even the cheap $20 generic ones do a worthy job and double as a steamer for dumplings.
Cooking rice in microwave is the Barista equivalent of serving up Nescafe Blend 43 to your customers.
Also...don't bother with frozen ice either. For the same reason as above I have tried it...fuck no.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
You have done well sir.
As an encore, you have to serve up some Blend 43 Barista stylee and see if the fine customers can spot the difference.
I reckon you would be in with a big chance to win over those fussy customers that expect coffee from sustainable plantations in South America with the money going back to the farmers.
Rename the Blend 43 to something exotic FTW. They will never know and you will gain a cult following, big profits and cred for all.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Very high level of confidence that many can't and some will prefer.
So... I rode in to work this morning, jumped into the shower with a niggling feeling I had forgotten something important.
Got out of the shower and figured it out. Nice dry clean towel was still sitting in my office downstairs.
Nudie run through the office was out of the question so paper towels it was.
Got out of the shower and figured it out. Nice dry clean towel was still sitting in my office downstairs.
Nudie run through the office was out of the question so paper towels it was.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Are you a hairy person? I have found paper towel to be rather useless against a wet hairy body.
Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
Jpez
Down on the left!
Photos or it didn’t happen! No wait! Scrap that.
moorey
call me Mia
Speak for yourself…
Jpez
Down on the left!
Ewww
moorey
call me Mia
I’ll forward to you.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
When your head nestles onto the pillow tonight, think of me awkwardly trying to dry myself as the paper towel just breaks up into the first of hair on my torso. White clumps like snow flakes.