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In his defence, he was probably a QLDerI was watching a youtube video where the person (about low 20's) couldn't even read an old letter written in cursive writing.
In his defence, he was probably a QLDerI was watching a youtube video where the person (about low 20's) couldn't even read an old letter written in cursive writing.
Not even, it was a city dwelling Yank.In his defence, he was probably a QLDer
Mere geography.Not even, it was a city dwelling Yank.
Semenek Etinies. Maybe they are wearing out but usually nice and grippy without being too grippy to adjust when needed.Proper shoes? Or like me - wear crappy shoes on kids ride, give it a little juice at some point, and slip a pedal...
How do they ride? I was looking at some of those. Just picked up Enties Culvert.Semenek Etinies. Maybe they are wearing out but usually nice and grippy without being too grippy to adjust when needed.
True, and I'd claim that, except for the sign writing, tonneau, flashers bullbar, spotlights and all the other pointless add-ons on the work one...Well I suppose it's easy enough to confuse a bland white ute with another bland white ute...,
Bet he still had 5 guns though...Not even, it was a city dwelling Yank.
I like that you also managed to get a rant in about the cops whilst confessing to probably beating my fuckwit story finally!Last week, but I've just come to terms with it.
Was late to work, because it takes cops over an hour to turn up after you report a stolen vehicle.
This was exactly me a few months back ended with a trip to the hospital 7 stitches in one and a superglue the other.Proper shoes? Or like me - wear crappy shoes on kids ride, give it a little juice at some point, and slip a pedal...
He didn't shit his pants or set anything on fire...your position at number is secure for a long time yet.I like that you also managed to get a rant in about the cops whilst confessing to probably beating my fuckwit story finally!
Maybe!!! - I mean mine was in the privacy of a 45000 hectare paddock - I didn't call the police to laugh at me at the time.He didn't shit his pants or set anything on fire...your position at number is secure for a long time yet.
Oh dude. That’s bad.Last week, but I've just come to terms with it.
Was late to work, because it takes cops over an hour to turn up after you report a stolen vehicle.
The missus went to Melbourne for some meetings, and decided to save some freight and deliver a to a few clients while there. So I lodged up my ute and she took that.
I get home that night, park the work ute, and go straight to bed.
Get up in the morning, got out to get in the car and go to work...fuck it's not parked out the front, where I park every bloody night. FUCK, it's been nicked. Call the whallopers Nd head back inside to make a coffee, sit on the balcony overlooking the street, while I wait for the cops. They finally turn up, I head down to meet them at the kerb.
They also the usual shit..."blah, blah, blah, make, model and colour?"
"Toyota Hilux, white..."
"So the same as the one still in the driveway, behind you, yeah?"
"No that's a Trit...wait...what..."
"...FUCK!"
"Have a good day, sir..."
I'd parked in the driveway, where my Triton usually sits, instead of on the street where I usually park the Hilux.I WALKED PADT THE FUCKING THING 3 TIMES, AND DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE...
Worst part was the cops sat out the front for the 15 minutes it took me to leave, absolutely pissing themselves the whole time
Fuckwits
#freebritney
It is a gun heavy country, I'd say the homeless and drug problems are as bad as the gun problems but yeah, not a good country to live in, it has one of the highest homicide rates amongst first world countries.Bet he still had 5 guns though...
Nope. You’re still number one.Maybe!!! - I mean mine was in the privacy of a 45000 hectare paddock - I didn't call the police to laugh at me at the time.
Really hard to say whether it was what happened or posting it that was the bigger issue...Nope. You’re still number one.
You would have without wifey there to rescue you.....Maybe!!! - I mean mine was in the privacy of a 45000 hectare paddock - I didn't call the police to laugh at me at the time.
That has to be Farkwit of the Year surely ?Last week, but I've just come to terms with it.
Was late to work, because it takes cops over an hour to turn up after you report a stolen vehicle.
The missus went to Melbourne for some meetings, and decided to save some freight and deliver a to a few clients while there. So I lodged up my ute and she took that.
I get home that night, park the work ute, and go straight to bed.
Get up in the morning, got out to get in the car and go to work...fuck it's not parked out the front, where I park every bloody night. FUCK, it's been nicked. Call the whallopers Nd head back inside to make a coffee, sit on the balcony overlooking the street, while I wait for the cops. They finally turn up, I head down to meet them at the kerb.
They also the usual shit..."blah, blah, blah, make, model and colour?"
"Toyota Hilux, white..."
"So the same as the one still in the driveway, behind you, yeah?"
"No that's a Trit...wait...what..."
"...FUCK!"
"Have a good day, sir..."
I'd parked in the driveway, where my Triton usually sits, instead of on the street where I usually park the Hilux.I WALKED PADT THE FUCKING THING 3 TIMES, AND DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE...
Worst part was the cops sat out the front for the 15 minutes it took me to leave, absolutely pissing themselves the whole time
Fuckwits
#freebritney