dirtdad
Wants to be special but is too shy
Ouch. Hope nothing serious came of it.
This is the only real CFTF here.
Confessions from the fuckwits
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pink poodle
私の性器はピクセル化されています
ozzybmx
Not a tree-hugging earth muffin
nathanm
Eats Squid
Well actually, for a low $10 a month on only fans
ashes_mtb
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All I took away from that was you were on all fours and moaning like a pornstar.
birddog69
Likes Dirt
No. Directors couch.
nathanm
Eats Squid
Oh and to help with the pain I took Endone for the first time yesterday. Never ever ever again. That stuff is good awful, felt nauseous and did nothing but nap for 20 hours. Absolutely wrecked me physically and I was still in pain
Cannot understand why the yanks have an oxycodone issue.
Cannot understand why the yanks have an oxycodone issue.
ozzybmx
Not a tree-hugging earth muffin
Whacks you out when in pain, take it when you aren't and it locks you up just the same. I spent 5 days on an antibiotic drip, endones every 2-3 hours. At the 7 day mark a little Asian nurse came in to me and said 'have you passed yet' I had no idea that I hadn't shit for 7 days. Day 8 that baby came out like a snake, nearly needed a flush halfway through, was laying against the side of the toilet like a croc out of water, could have done with an electric whisk to get it around the U-bend
pink poodle
私の性器はピクセル化されています
That seems a bit high on the $$$...
Endone is a great pain reliever in the right circumstances. Recreationally...you're going to need to charge more than $10/month.
pink poodle
私の性器はピクセル化されています
Sounds like the endone was impairing your aim.
nathanm
Eats Squid
I'm a regular shitter and am pretty clockwork and often twice a day.Whacks you out when in pain, take it when you aren't and it locks you up just the same. I spent 5 days on an antibiotic drip, endones every 2-3 hours. At the 7 day mark a little Asian nurse came in to me and said 'have you passed yet' I had no idea that I hadn't shit for 7 days. Day 8 that baby came out like a snake, nearly needed a flush halfway through, was laying against the side of the toilet like a croc out of water, could have done with an electric whisk to get it around the U-bend
Due to the endone, tramadol, anti-inflams, Panadol and ibuprofen this will be day 3 without a turd and I'm getting scared
ashes_mtb
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Reminds me of my first time in Europe. Arrive at a hostel in Amsterdam busting for a shit. Chuck the backpack on the floor and straight to the shitter. Never seen a bowl that full in my life (aside from the old Sizzler desert bar days).Day 8 that baby came out like a snake, nearly needed a flush halfway through, was laying against the side of the toilet like a croc out of water, could have done with an electric whisk to get it around the U-bend
No toilet paper so grabbed a shower towel in desperation to clean myself up and then discovered the toilet was broken and wouldn’t flush. Walk out of the crime scene, pick up my bag, and went to find another room, leaving the mess for someone to discover.
No one spotted me - it was the perfect crime.
Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
ashes_mtb
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No, it wasn’t. You can’t prove anything.
pink poodle
私の性器はピクセル化されています
A long many years back I had a similar experience in Japan. The flight over was a long with, 6 hour lay over in honkers then a late arrival in Tokyo leading to a late arrival in snow town. Up early next day and off to the snow (Cortina for those in the know) where there is fuck all toilets. Anyway I get the notification that 2 days worth of not shitting and travel food is about to break free...
Find a toilet and unleash! Of course it's a heated seat and I am layered up because it's snowing and cold as fuck, so I am sweating my arse off. Which I need to shit! So I delayer. Hat, sunnies (tucked in hat), tshirt, thermal, all stacked up on the shelf. The shit would sink the Titanic. I hit it with the hose...more shitting! I hose again...more shitting! Hose it off and I am finally empty. Towel dry with some shit paper and I rise and I am cold. Pants up, no worries. Grab thermal and drop my hat straight into the unflushed shit. Lightening reflexes but the hat is fucked! I can't wash that shit off. The sunglasses are soaped up and washed for nearly as long as I was shitting.
I rejoin the group and "where's your hat?" It was bright yellow and really cool before it was shit on.
Find a toilet and unleash! Of course it's a heated seat and I am layered up because it's snowing and cold as fuck, so I am sweating my arse off. Which I need to shit! So I delayer. Hat, sunnies (tucked in hat), tshirt, thermal, all stacked up on the shelf. The shit would sink the Titanic. I hit it with the hose...more shitting! I hose again...more shitting! Hose it off and I am finally empty. Towel dry with some shit paper and I rise and I am cold. Pants up, no worries. Grab thermal and drop my hat straight into the unflushed shit. Lightening reflexes but the hat is fucked! I can't wash that shit off. The sunglasses are soaped up and washed for nearly as long as I was shitting.
I rejoin the group and "where's your hat?" It was bright yellow and really cool before it was shit on.
ozzybmx
Not a tree-hugging earth muffin
It's not instant, takes a good couple of days after stopping the endone before things start to move.
dirtdad
Wants to be special but is too shy
Weekend ride I started hearing some squeaking. Sounds like headset, but you know how these things can be anywhere. Have only just rebuilt dropper and my bearings, and doesn’t happen when I stand and pedal, so figure it will be headset/bars related.
3 days later I get some bike maintenance time. In the intervening days I’ve hambo’d my way across the inter-webs searching for all the parts I’ll need to order. Reading reviews of different headsets. Considering the value in a $160 headset vs a $50 headset…
Well fuck. A crown race that’s been worn away to a thin sliver of aluminium might do it!
Bottom is the new hope 1-1/2 race I had in the drawer. Top is the old one (came with the frame? Or spank headset? Not sure.).
Before I took the photo I even pulled off some foil-thin bits that were hanging off!
Bearings and cups were all fine. So much for all the useless hambo-ing.
Preventative maintenance! I need to do more. Should’ve checked WHY my headset needed tightening a few months back, instead of just twirling the multitool on the side of the trail and saying “she’ll be right!”.
3 days later I get some bike maintenance time. In the intervening days I’ve hambo’d my way across the inter-webs searching for all the parts I’ll need to order. Reading reviews of different headsets. Considering the value in a $160 headset vs a $50 headset…
Well fuck. A crown race that’s been worn away to a thin sliver of aluminium might do it!
Bottom is the new hope 1-1/2 race I had in the drawer. Top is the old one (came with the frame? Or spank headset? Not sure.).
Before I took the photo I even pulled off some foil-thin bits that were hanging off!
Bearings and cups were all fine. So much for all the useless hambo-ing.
Preventative maintenance! I need to do more. Should’ve checked WHY my headset needed tightening a few months back, instead of just twirling the multitool on the side of the trail and saying “she’ll be right!”.
Jeez, that Hope crown race looks stout!Weekend ride I started hearing some squeaking. Sounds like headset, but you know how these things can be anywhere. Have only just rebuilt dropper and my bearings, and doesn’t happen when I stand and pedal, so figure it will be headset/bars related.
3 days later I get some bike maintenance time. In the intervening days I’ve hambo’d my way across the inter-webs searching for all the parts I’ll need to order. Reading reviews of different headsets. Considering the value in a $160 headset vs a $50 headset…
Well fuck. A crown race that’s been worn away to a thin sliver of aluminium might do it!
Bottom is the new hope 1-1/2 race I had in the drawer. Top is the old one (came with the frame? Or spank headset? Not sure.).
Before I took the photo I even pulled off some foil-thin bits that were hanging off!
Bearings and cups were all fine. So much for all the useless hambo-ing.
Preventative maintenance! I need to do more. Should’ve checked WHY my headset needed tightening a few months back, instead of just twirling the multitool on the side of the trail and saying “she’ll be right!”.
Is it a 45 degree jobbie or 30 something like Cane Creek?
dirtdad
Wants to be special but is too shy
Well… fuck. I don’t know. Should have checked angles. It looked the same. Seemed to go back together ok?
Damn you sensible question asker!
Edit: @kten had me questioning myself, so I dropped the fork down again. I’m running a 40x52x7 45°x45° lower headset bearing and the Hope HS137s crown race which (from what I can tell) has a 45° angle. Crisis averted.
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