Confessions from the fuckwits

Jpez

Down on the left!
So this morning I stagger out as I usually do in the semi darkness and grind some coffee. I’m a little foggy from a few frothies last night. I’ve got one of those Breville Oracle machines.
Grind, pull the Portafilter off the grinder and stick it on the outlet and press the go button. Turn around and BAM. The fucking thing exploded. Well at least I thought it exploded. Coffee goop everywhere. All over my back, all over the adjacent kitchen cupboards and open dishwasher full of once clean dishes, floor, benchtops everywhere. Staring at it in shock I pull the Portafilter to have a look and realise there’s no basket. I took it out to chuck in the dishwasher last night. So without the basket in it comes out the hole pretty damn fast!
And to top it off the machine starts taking the piss by flashing this message up on the screen! I kid you not. It was not there yesterday.
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