Been so long, I forgot where I parked my ute...Last week, but I've just come to terms with it.
Was late to work, because it takes cops over an hour to turn up after you report a stolen vehicle.
The missus went to Melbourne for some meetings, and decided to save some freight and deliver a to a few clients while there. So I lodged up my ute and she took that.
I get home that night, park the work ute, and go straight to bed.
Get up in the morning, got out to get in the car and go to work...fuck it's not parked out the front, where I park every bloody night. FUCK, it's been nicked. Call the whallopers Nd head back inside to make a coffee, sit on the balcony overlooking the street, while I wait for the cops. They finally turn up, I head down to meet them at the kerb.
They also the usual shit..."blah, blah, blah, make, model and colour?"
"Toyota Hilux, white..."
"So the same as the one still in the driveway, behind you, yeah?"
"No that's a Trit...wait...what..."
"...FUCK!"
"Have a good day, sir..."
I'd parked in the driveway, where my Triton usually sits, instead of on the street where I usually park the Hilux.I WALKED PADT THE FUCKING THING 3 TIMES, AND DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE...
Worst part was the cops sat out the front for the 15 minutes it took me to leave, absolutely pissing themselves the whole time
Fuckwits
#freebritney
Ute, what ute?Been so long, I forgot where I parked my ute...
This was always amusing when guys drove to work in the morning then caught the bus home. Where's me car??? One union even wanted a secured parking area so that the guys who did this could be comfortable no one would steal their cars!Been so long, I forgot where I parked my ute...
sorry for your loss of flesh...This was exactly me a few months back ended with a trip to the hospital 7 stitches in one and a superglue the other.
Was definately a Fwit that day.
Yup. Had scars behind my knee that faded a few years ago.sorry for your loss of flesh...
Just wondering, has anyone who rides with flats ever had the backs of their legs gouged by pedal pins?
Last time I rode with flat pedals, I wore shin pads as well as the usual knee pads.
see if the rubber is still supple and not cracked...if they have been sealed in the bag they should be fineProbably belongs here, I have an old school ~2008 RockShox Reba dual air fork that needs new seals. I have a set of NOS seals that suit which are likely to be the same age as the fork (being sitting in my garage for a decade or so). Should I use these seals or am I wasting my time that installing these will still result in leaky forks?
Ouch. Is your wife/GF ok?
Nice shaven pins, its in your future XC boyOuch. I’d your wife/GF ok?
There’s approximately 564 things I could do to improve my riding speed….shaved legs is 563rd on the list.Nice shaven pins, its in your future XC boy
Not just shins, ma’am.So much shin shaming around here
Curious to know what sits in 562 so we know when to expect the worlds greatest shave.There’s approximately 564 things I could do to improve my riding speed….shaved legs is 563rd on the list.
Remove Spokey Dokies.Curious to know what sits in 562 so we know when to expect the worlds greatest shave.
I'd go the full Brazilian before I'd remove even one spokey doke.Remove Spokey Dokies.
Kind of just got used to seeing my legs with no hair... though not as dedicated as I used to be, gets a bit stubbly these daysThere’s approximately 564 things I could do to improve my riding speed….shaved legs is 563rd on the list.
Never shaved my legs all I can put it down to is growing up on a dairy farm and living in gumboots 24/7. For some reason the hair doesn't seem to grow there now. It's only on the outside of my shin the inside has plenty of hair, but it's a very light colour.Ouch. Is your wife/GF ok?
My Dad is like that, worked for years on a chicken farm. In gumboots for hours on end. No hair on lower parts of his legs. Well into his 70s now and not grown back.Never shaved my legs all I can put it down to is growing up on a dairy farm and living in gumboots 24/7. For some reason the hair doesn't seem to grow there now. It's only on the outside of my shin the inside has plenty of hair, but it's a very light colour.