Wheel size expert
C'mon man, do your research!!I miss the days when conspiracy theories were something you chucked around with mates after a few too many beers, instead of being the exclusive enclave of the dumbest of dumb****s.
You will never get the 1% sekrit kabal knowledge that way. It is difficult to choose to either dig out the doomsday bunker first or spend the time researching new wacky theories and hoarding ammunition for the apocalypse.