Burner Birthday thread

Minlak

custom titis
He lives large in Newcastle.

A few years ago I worked a couple of weeks in a restaurant here. It was a bit fancy and the food was sensational. The owner however...was a total cockface. He would never roster himself on (he owned a few restaurants and had an excellent team in the kitchen) but would occassionally turn up unexpectedly and take over the pass (where the food transitions from the kitchen to the wait staff. Aside from being a real arsehole to be around (typical tyrant chef tantrum style) he was very fat and had bizarre dress sense. Usually he would be wearing a fairly nice lavender dress shirt (tie optional) with track pants and crocks. The same filthy crocs he would cook in. He would work himself into a furious sweat for about 30-45 minutes and then get into he booze and fuck off.

My time ended there rather abruptly one night when he decided to put shit on me...I threw him back a bunch of stern unpleasantries and an apron which I recommended he shove up is arse next to his head. To seal the moment I calmly bid thereat of (former) co-workers well and recommended they stop taking his shit and strutted out the font door.

Of course when I got outside I realised I had left my wallet and phone in the bar! I cruised back in but he was gone and it was uneventful. He lost 2 of his businesses not long after that and because I'm not re.otely petty I went to the last ay of trade at one of them and told him to eat a dick while I purchased some discounted coffee beans.
TLDR - didn’t read off topic - reported to Dazz
 

phillynight

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HB Philly nights. Surely you have some fresh bike porn to share?
Thanks mate! Yeh another year tacked on, 41 now eek.... nothing really too new on the Bottlerocket, just been riding the piss out of it and
having fun! I'm having a second rear wheel built: Stans 3.30 xd driver, XG-1199 cassette I got cheap on a DT fr560 with a Hans Dampf built up by Astroboy so I can have a second rear spare that rolls a bit faster than the current, that's about it for the moment, been getting ready for a Falls Creek/Bright trip in Dec
 

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Rusty_68

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It's in Queensland...so time and year is very different to reality.

Happy 21st @Rusty_68 ! Let 1988 be a good year to you!
Being from Jolly old Blighty, and of royal blood (which everyone is in England thanks to the amount of peasant shagging that went on from the blue bloods), I get two birthdays...my 'official' one and my 'real' one...just like the queen. That's probaly where your confusion lies?
 
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pink poodle

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Being from Jolly old Blighty, and of royal blood (which everyone is in England thanks to the amount of peasant shagging that went on from the blue bloods), I get two birthdays...my 'official' one and my 'real' one...just like the queen. That's prpbaly where your confusion lies?
Are you saying Queensland time is accurate? That can only mean I am in the future...need to find Queensland time me and give myself a helping hand!
 
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