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Litenbror

Eats Squid

johnny

I'll tells ya!
Staff member
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Hate to be that person but her name is Carlee Soto and she just found out her sister was killed at Sandy Hook elementary school. Her image is heavily used in right wing and conspiracy theory memes. More info here.

Ah shit.

I should have known, the guy who posted it on Twitter is a conservative, but it was out of context. Deleting it, don't want to perpetuate that shit.
 

ForkinGreat

Knows his Brassica oleracea
This guy is gold.
See especially the posts where he does cocktails using Malort "liqueur"

http://instagr.am/p/CfjjaoGFhfM/
http://instagr.am/p/CP4G8yLB5kv/

Examples of fan marketing for Malort.

  • Malört, tonight’s the night you fight your dad.
  • Malört, the Champagne of pain.
  • Malört, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
  • Drink Malört, it’s easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
  • Malört, what soap washes its mouth out with.
  • Malört, these pants aren’t going to shit themselves.
  • Malört, the authentic taste of social distancing.

 

Stredda

Runs naked through virgin scrub
This guy is gold.
See especially the posts where he does cocktails using Malort "liqueur"

http://instagr.am/p/CfjjaoGFhfM/
http://instagr.am/p/CP4G8yLB5kv/

Examples of fan marketing for Malort.

  • Malört, tonight’s the night you fight your dad.
  • Malört, the Champagne of pain.
  • Malört, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
  • Drink Malört, it’s easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
  • Malört, what soap washes its mouth out with.
  • Malört, these pants aren’t going to shit themselves.
  • Malört, the authentic taste of social distancing.
I almost want to try it but I also don't want to try it.
Wikipedia even has great descriptions like...
"tastes like pencil shavings and heartbreak."
" a Chicago tradition for erasing past mistakes "
"like swallowing a burnt condom filled with gasoline"
“it’s like you’re hanging out at a bar with your good friends ginger and lime and some drunk douchebag comes in and punches you right in the face – hard. And then, when you’re down, he slaps you and pees on you. Some of that pee lands in your mouth because you’re begging him to stop.”
 

ForkinGreat

Knows his Brassica oleracea
I almost want to try it but I also don't want to try it.
Wikipedia even has great descriptions like...
"tastes like pencil shavings and heartbreak."
" a Chicago tradition for erasing past mistakes "
"like swallowing a burnt condom filled with gasoline"
“it’s like you’re hanging out at a bar with your good friends ginger and lime and some drunk douchebag comes in and punches you right in the face – hard. And then, when you’re down, he slaps you and pees on you. Some of that pee lands in your mouth because you’re begging him to stop.”
yeah, I read some of those, I've been crying with laughter today looking at all the Malort posts and reactions today, and I didn't even have to drink it.
Kind of reminds me of my Talisker 10yo whisky review here.
 

Flow-Rider

Burner
Sigh!!! complete fake for the "Views" - I get annoyed at this stuff as genuine people making genuine content struggle for view and subs and then someone fakes shit up and gets thousands of views.

I think the worst part is the comments where people just buy into it.
I've seen many people drive forklifts and seen stuff like this all the time. When people fuckup they tend to freeze and forklifts oversteer if you turn too far out of the center and hardly anyone adjusts the brakes on them, the linings are usually metal on metal, so you have to really stand on the brake pedal to make them stop. I have no idea if it's fake or not and I don't really care, I just put this stuff up for a laugh, it reminds me of some of the things I've seen and done in the past. :)
 
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