Are you looking for a wheelset that won't let you down? A wheelset that is light, stiff, smooth, and reliable? A wheelset that won't break your bank or your spokes?
Look no further than the Rotorburn Rims. These are the ultimate wheels for mountain bikers who like to boil piss. These are the wheels that can handle anything you throw at them. And we mean anything.
The Rotorburn Rims are made from carbon fiber that is so strong, it can withstand a nuclear blast. They have a 30mm internal width that can fit any tire size you want. Even tractor tires. They have a rounded profile that reduces drag and improves aerodynamics.
The Rotorburn Rims are laced to DT Swiss 350 hubs with 36T ratchets that offer quick engagement and smooth rolling. The hubs are easy to service and have parts widely available. They also sound like a machine gun when you coast.
The Rotorburn Rims come taped and with valves ready for tubeless setup. They also come with a lifetime warranty and a no-questions-asked replacement policy. If you ever damage your rims, we'll replace them for free. No matter how stupid you were.
The Rotorburn Rims are the most bulletproof wheelset you can get. They are designed to meet the needs of all types of riders, from trail to enduro to downhill. They are tested and approved by the Rotorburn community, the most discerning and demanding group of mountain bikers on the internet. And also the most hilarious.
Don't settle for less than the best. Get the Rotorburn Rims today and experience the difference. And the laughter.
And if you order now, we'll throw in a free pair of Manitou Mattoc forks. You know, the ones that look like a polished silver CSU. Or a chrome dildo. Or a giant syringe.
But hurry, this offer won't last long. Just like kten's forks.