'Hats all folks!

[moorey]

Tried the invisible zinc sunscreen? I’ve already had one melanoma cut out.

It's not about the protection as much as the feeling of direct sun on my head. Maybe a wig is the go,

 

[link1896]

It's not about the protection as much as the feeling of direct sun on my head. Maybe a wig is the go,

Know the feeling. 3 months in Thailand beat that out of me

 

[moorey]

3 months in Thailand boys beat that out of me

TMI

 

[moorey]

I require context for this comment.

Oh...you know...

@moorey is that ewww??

 

[beeb]

Oh...you know...

If you turn up in a sheep wig tonight I'm getting back in the car and going home.
Maybe not right away though...

 

[moorey]

If you turn up in a sheep wig tonight I'm getting back in the car and going home.
Maybe not right away though...

Cool. Might get some decent elevation in after all…. After the rogering

 

[DMan]

If you turn up in a sheep wig tonight I'm getting back in the car and going home.
Maybe not right away though...

Can you get a sheep wig??? Just asking for another Kiwi friend....

 

[moorey]

Can you get a sheep wig??? Just asking for another Kiwi friend....

Yeah, but the non wool alternatives itch. Allegedly.

 

[DMan]

Yeah, but the non wool alternatives itch. Allegedly.

My friend isn't interested unless the wig comes with a real sheep...

 

[beeb]

Cool. Might get some decent elevation in after all…. After the rogering

Weird, I heard you only like going down?

 

[moorey]

Weird, I heard you only like going down?

 

[yuley95]

In my 20s (due largely to living in a party house) I acquired a large sombrero somehow.

Obviously it was huge and stupid but I started wearing it outside when weeding gardening and quickly cottoned on that it offered many benefits, not just verandah level sun protection, but also a handy heat buffer. Also breathed really well. Soon I was wearing it at music festivals - where it was stupid popular; mainly cus no one really seemed to know what to make of a normally dressed person wearing a sombrero. It was less popular in mosh pits. It was big and dumb, but it worked. I kinda miss it.

Did you also have a poncho? I hear it's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho

 

[Tubbsy]

Still thinking the bowler is the winner, I'm sure @Oddjob concurs.


Having said that, if you want to piss him off there's always this:

 

[slowmick]

Just go the big straw hat. I have a cheap high vis safety shop for around the house and a flash one my wife may me buy for times when she may be seen with me.

When you wear it your can't see it and at our age now one is looking at us.

Or just get the kids to buy you one for Christmas that they are happy for you to wear to the races while they are with you.

 

[Mr Crudley]

In my 20s (due largely to living in a party house) I acquired a large sombrero somehow.

A sombrero is winner hat. Fashionable for all occasions.
@moorey take note. You have never see an uncool Mexican, have you?

 

[Art Vanderlay]

Reach for your 'Urban Sombrero'

 

[Mr Crudley]

Fortunately, the internet and Orange have you covered. What luck that it is right brand too - no Yeti hats here.
https://www.orangebicycledesigns.com.au/product-page/grey-gray-flamingo-floppy-wide-brim-sun-hat

No complaints on this one.

 

[indica]

Is there a hat wearable in public that doesn't make you look like all the losers out there wearing hats?

Since when do you care what people think of you?

You need an Akubra https://akubra.com.au
PRETTY sure they have tofu ones.

 

[ausdb]

A handmade Panama.
Plus they can be almost as expensive as bikes.

 

[DMan]

A handmade Panama.
Plus they can be almost as expensive as bikes.

A cigar isn't going to give him much protection. He'd look super cool though