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Mr Crudley

Glock in your sock
Only worn to church, on Sundays?

Don't lowball me, I know what I've got?

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I'd swear it is a decorative door knob but what do I know about the world anyhow.

I suppose once you installed this fine bit of personal hardware then you would never forget where you left it.

Who really needs a key chain or post it notes.
 
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